Hollywood again proves that it has lost the plot with yet
another misguided attempt at bringing a forgotten '60's tv series to
the screen. Wild Wild West followed the exploits of a pair of secret
government agents who travelled across the wild frontier by train
thwarting threats against the country. This big screen version
ultimately seems little more than a camp, second rate Bond-like
adventure set against the background of the old west.
From the outset, with its fresh, hip hop take on the familiar
theme music, it's clear that this new look Wild Wild West is far
removed from the original tv series, and clearly determined to follow
its own slightly modern path. A horribly miscast Will Smith (Enemy Of
the People, etc) steps into the Robert Conrad role of James West,
President Grant's top secret agent. Although the film is set in the
years immediately following the Civil War, the thought of a black man
venturing unobtrusively through the frontier and battling villainous
plots is a little too incredible to swallow.
The film is set in 1869, several years after the destructive
and divisive Civil War has left its scars on the fledgling nation's
psyche. Long presumed dead, the embittered and crippled Dr Arliss
Loveless (Kenneth Branagh) re-emerges from hiding, driven by a
megalomaniacal lust for power. He has conceived a preposterous plot
to dismantle the Union and return the various states to their previous
owners. He has kidnapped several notable scientists, and forced them
to work on his ultimate weapon of mass destruction - actually a giant
mechanical spider which stomps across the frontier blasting towns into
oblivion - in the hope of blackmailing President Grant into agreeing
to his demands.
Enter West (Smith) and Artemus Gordon (Kevin Kline), two of
Grant's top agents, who are forced into a reluctant partnership to
thwart Loveless's diabolical scheme. West is an impulsive man of
action who shoots first, while Gordon is a more thoughtful but
somewhat eccentric agent, with a penchant for disguises and clever
inventions that are ahead of their time. This odd couple pairing
follows a predictable formula, although their relationship brings an
almost contemporary sensibility to this unorthodox western.
The pair spark a number of laughs along the way, with plenty
of snappy one-liners and some risque humour. The best gags though are
the visual ones, in particular a series of sly in-jokes depicting some
contemporary cultural icons.
The film starts off promisingly enough, but degenerates into
camp farce with the arrival of the legless Loveless and his amazon
army. Branagh's performance is all corn-ball humour and dreary accent
and bad jokes, and he hardly establishes a menacing presence.
Smith brings an arrogant attitude to the role, but his
performance lends a contemporary flavour to the character. Kline
actually plays a dual role here, appearing both as Gordon and as
President Grant, and he brings a nice comic edge to his performance.
Although Smith and Kline develop a good rapport and work well
together, they deserve better material. The vivacious Salma Hayek is
wasted in thankless, exploitive role that doesn't really allow her to
do much.
Director Barry Sonnenfeld (Men In Black, etc) is a dab hand
with the spectacular effects and gimmickry on display, but somehow the
whole thing lacks credibility and a genuine sense of excitement. With
this often silly mix of western action and high-tech gadgetry,
Sonnenfeld and his team of gun writers, which includes S S Wilson and
Brent Maddock (Short Circuit, etc) and Jeffrey Price and Peter S
Seaman (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, etc), seem unsure of their target
audience. Like the B-grade, megalomaniacal Bond villain of the piece,
this lame attempt to revive the '60's television series lacks any sort
of legs, and fails to last the distance. Tame tame west is more like
it!
Copyright © 2000 Greg King