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Pitch Black

movie review out of 4 Movie Review: Pitch Black

Starring: Vin Diesel, Radha Mitchell
Director: David Twohy
Rated: R
RunTime: 108 Minutes
Release Date: February 2000
Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi/Fantasy

*Also starring: Cole Hauser, Claudia Black, Keith David, Lewis Fitz-Gerald, Rhiana Griffith, John Moore, Simon Burke, Les Chantery, Sam Sari

Review by John Beachem
1 star out of 4

I've got to hand it to actors recently, they've really been saving writers' butts. From last year's "The Hurricane" being saved by Denzel Washington's amazing performance, to last week's "Reindeer Games" being held afloat by Charlize Theron and Gary Sinise, actors have been the only reason to see several films recently. I'm afraid that "Pitch Black" is no exception. It's a bleak, dreary, boring movie, made bearable only by the presence of Vin Diesel ("Saving Private Ryan", "Boiler Room"), as the film's very reluctant hero. Radha Mitchell is fairly good as the film's female lead, but no one could have hoped to match Diesel for sheer intensity. There aren't many actors who make you anxious to hear what they're going to say next.

A starship filled with colonists has just crash landed (for reasons never fully explained) on a planet with three suns. Of the forty passengers, only ten have survived. Seven are colonists, led by Iman (Keith David); one is the ship's pilot, Carolyn Fry (Radha Mitchell); one is a police officer named Johns (Cole Hauser); and the last is his captive, a murderer named Riddick (Vin Diesel). The group soon finds an abandoned mining camp, where the former residents don't appear to have left voluntarily. While there, they discover that the day never ends on this planet, and its natural habitants can only come out when it is completely dark, because the light harms them. It would seem that the colonists have chosen a bad time to crash land because an eclipse is about to take place, and the entire planet will be plunged into darkness.

One of the things I first noticed about this movie was the way it was filmed. Everything has a rather bleached, dried-out look to it. I think this was intentional, and the film makers were attempting to show the effects of three suns beating down on the planet at once; but all they succeeded in doing was making the movie look so low budget that they had no money to spend on good film. As if this weren't enough, the camera constantly jostles about or quick cuts from person to person in a confusing manner. While this might make sense during scenes when the creatures attack, it is used all the time - even when people are only talking.

I think the biggest problem with "Pitch Black" is that it commits the ultimate sin for a horror film. That is, of course, that a horror film should never be dull, and "Pitch Black" is frequently. I believe that a good horror movie should never let you relax for too long. I'm sure fans of "The Blair Witch Project" will argue this with me, since that film managed to be dull the whole way through but still scared some people. During "Pitch Black", I actually saw people in the theatre falling asleep during the movie's frequent, very long conversations about things no one could care less about. For example, there is a scene where we apparently learn some grave secret about Johns; though they talk endlessly about it, I still couldn't tell you just what exactly the secret was supposed to be.

Two more things I must make note of. First, despite Diesel's great performance, his character's transformation is more than a little hard to swallow. Second, could someone please explain to me how a desert planet, with no plant life and therefore no herbivores, could support hordes of massive, meat eating creatures? We never see anything else they could snack on, so how do they stay alive? Oh well, just another stupid oversight in a stupid movie I suppose. "Pitch Black" runs 108 minutes, which will feel much longer than it actually is. I'd recommend it only to see Vin Diesel's performance, and if you really want to see that, do yourself a favor and wait for video. I give it two out of five stars.

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* * * * * - One of the greatest movies ever made, see it now: * * * * - Great flick, try and catch this one. * * * - Okay movie, hits and misses. * * - Pretty bad, see it only if you've got nothing better to do. * - One of the worst movies ever made. See it only if you enjoy pain.

Copyright 2000 John Beachem

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