I found myself forced to fill in a questionnaire the other day, which at one
point asked: "Are you offended by anything that offends good taste?" I had to
answer no. While I do usually take a highbrow approach to things, there are
no absolutes when it comes to possible emotional reactions. Sometimes it's
healthy to view things from a low down and dirty point of view.
"Final Destination" proves my point. It's not a great horror movie, nor a
scary one, and it doesn't even try to satirise its genre. It simply inspires
its viewers to indulge lurid fascination with violence. I usually find that
repellent -- look at my scathing reviews of "The Bone Collector", "Ravenous",
"8mm" and "Urban Legend". What distinguishes this film from those is how
up-front it is about its morbidity; it's unashamed Grand Guignol, rather than
sick titillation pretending to be serious drama.
The story begins when a group of forty high-school students board a plane for
Paris. One of them, Alex (Devon Sawa), has a vivid premonition of the
aircraft exploding into flames after take-off. He freaks out trying to warn
people, and in the ensuing commotion gets thrown off the plane, along with a
teacher (Kristen Cloke) and five other students (Ali Larter, Kerr Smith, Chad
E. Donella, Seann William Scott, Amanda Detmer). From the airport this group
see that Alex was right -- the plane blows up before their eyes.
Are the survivors lucky? Well, no, because they soon start dying off anyway,
and in a speech full of hammed-up grimacing and portentous groaning, a
strange mortician named Bloodworth (Tony Todd) offers them an interesting
theory as to why: In cheating death by getting off the plane, they've gone
against the Grim Reaper's plan, and the creature is now stalking them to make
up for it. All our heroes have to do is figure out the nature of this plan,
and how to cheat it again. Ah, no problem.
It's unconventional to find a teen horror movie in which Death himself is the
villain. Refreshing, too, since there is no opportunity for silly slasher-pic
clichés involving friends creeping up on each other and causing false alarms,
or moments where people creep around in the dark while a killer lurks in the
shadows. Instead we get elaborate supernatural death traps, which are so
twisted that our morbid curiosity is enthralled. I don't want to give too
many specifics away, because the appeal of "Final Destination" lies in
waiting to see how creative its moments of doom will get, but let me whet
your appetite for their gleefully sadistic flavour: In one scene, a leak
causes a kid's bathroom floor to get slippy, while he, unaware, uses a razor
to nick a pimple from his neck, cuts his nose hair with a sharp scissors, and
stands opposite a cord that could strangle him if he fell on it. We know he's
going to die, we can see he's surrounded by potentially fatal objects, and we
can't turn our eyes from the screen until we've seen him stumble into his
demise.
This is of course sick, but it's fun, too, even after it's been repeated
seven times. We leer at how gruesome the film is, allow ourselves to jump
when death strikes, then laugh at ourselves for jumping. I suspect "Final
Destination", unlike most horror movies, will not look dated in years to
come, as it deals directly with the universally interesting theme of
mortality. Okay, so it deals with it in a goofy way, but goofiness will live
forever, too.
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