Review by Dragan Antulov
1 star out of 4
Some films defy description. Some films defy explanation. Some
films defy explanation how and why they were made in the first
place. THEODORE REX, 1995 science fiction thriller written and
directed by Jonathan R. Betuel belongs to the last category.
The plot is set in near future, in which genetic science has progressed
to the point in which it is possible not only to resurrect dinosaurs but
to genetically manipulate them into sentient beings and respected
members of the community. One of those respected members of
community is Teddy Rex (voice by George Newbern), young
Tyrannosaurus Rex who had got the job within Grid City police
department. However his tasks are mainly clerical and he dreams
about doing real detective work. When another genetically altered
dinosaur gets killed he is going to investigate it, partnered with Katie
Coltrane (played by Whoopi Goldberg), veteran street cop not
particularly happy for being paired with a partner that weighs a tone.
It isn't hard to imagine that the idea for THEODORE REX came after
the success of JURASSIC PARK and the subsequent craze for all
things related to dinosaurs. However, it is hard to imagine that
someone in Hollywood had taken the idea of a movie featuring
talking half-humanoid dinosaurs seriously. Perhaps nobody actually
did and everyone hoped that the result of their efforts would be silly
but entertaining comedy. Unfortunately, humour was something that
Betuel's script missed and the result is a film too serious and
complicated for little children (for whom it was obviously intended)
and in the same time too silly for the adult audience. In terms of
sheer badness, THEODORE REX doesn't represent the worst possible
atrocity - someone had obviously spent a great deal of budget on
futuristic sets and occasional special effect or two. Unfortunately,
little creative energy was spent on everything else. Whoopi Goldberg
was reportedly aware of this fact and tried to leave production that
could have ruined her reputation, but the contract obligation has
prevented her from doing so. Fortunately, the viewers are not bound
to THEODORE REX and this is the freedom they should use.
Copyright © 2003 Dragan Antulov
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