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Review by Harvey Karten
3 stars out of 4
The grass is always greener on the other side. This seems like
one of the adages taught by Confucius or Lao-Tze, or maybe even
one of the those Indian gurus former waiters, perhaps, who come
over to the States to make their fortune by convincing us that the
East has all the answers to the problems of the West. This may
not be the philosophy held dear by President Bush but there are
enough rich people in America who are about to become a lot
richer thanks to the president's tax cut who are, despite
everything, unhappy. If spending money on furs and diamonds
does not bring a big smile, why not hand your money over to an
exotic guy with a turban?
What inspires Ramu (Jimi Mistry), the titled guru of Universal's
rollicking sex comedy, is not at first the astonishing wealth that
some fortune-cookie dealers like the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi
accumulated by preying on the fashionably discontent. After all,
his aim from the start is to leave his native Delhi and come over
here to become a movie actor. (Why he chose to settle in New
York rather than the left coast is another story, but there's enough
of a story crammed into this plot to distract us from that and all
other logical concerns.)
Daisy von Scherler Mayer opens Tracey Jackson's story on a
young boy watching one of the interminable Bollywood
productions, inhabiting the only seat in a theater of broadly
smiling faces to be dismayed the lad's squirming. When he goes
next door to watch a younger, slimmer John Travolta putting the
hit on Olivia Newton John in "Grease," his look shows, "This is the
picture for me." Years later, assured that his pal in New York
drives a red Mercedes and lives in a penthouse, he takes leave of
his family, boards Air India, and learns that the American Dream
is, in the words of his friend, "called that because you get it only
when you're sleeping." Winding up in a New York porn production
directed by Dwain (Michael McKean who was off-the-wall hilarious
in Christopher Guest's "Best in Show"), he is (so to speak) unable
to work hard enough, is tutored by his would-be co-star Sharrona
(Heather Graham), and steals the sexual secrets she reveals to
put the sex in spirituality for New York's passion-challenged
society people, particularly the trendy but unfocused Lexi (Marisa
Tomei).
"The Guru" both plays homage to and sends up the terminally
opulent movies churned out by Bombay, movies that seem as
designed to take the average Indian out of his dreary, poverty-
stricken world as the glitzy American Depression movies of the
thirties served for us. More important, though, "The Guru" mocks
not simply the trust that trendy Americans to this day put in so-
called spiritualists from anywhere but the States but America's
naively optimistic belief that somewhere Out There is The Answer
to our unhappy condition whether that be found with
psychotherapists, fortune tellers, astrologers, or trips to Vegas
and Disneyland.
"The Guru" finds its genre not far from the more or less
adolescent vulgar productions from the Farrelly Brothers' "There's
Something About Mary," Paul Weitz's "American Pie," Todd
Phillips' "Road Trip" and most recently director Phillips' "Old
School." The obligatory nude scene finds all the members of
Lexi's circle sitting down to dinner in the birthday suits, newly
liberated and clothed only with expressions such as "God wants
us to have sex." Like the aforementioned comedies, there's also
something sweet about this picture, a Preston Sturges-like ode to
the possibilities of human happiness if only we could overcome
some hurdles that we set up within ourselves . A great many
sitcomish lines that are dropped seem to cry out for a laugh track,
but on the whole, the picture is opulent, British stage actor Jimi
Mistry both touching and amusing as one of the blind leading the
blind, and New York, though not as colorful as Delhi, gets to strut
its stuff from Harlem to Chinatown to Queens and, most
important, Brooklyn.
Copyright © 2003 Harvey Karten
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