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Cold Creek Manor
Review by Steve Rhodes
1½ stars out of 4
If you've ever wanted to own a house with some history to it, COLD CREEK MANOR
tries to disabuse you of that notion. By director Mike Figgis, who hasn't had
a hit since LEAVING LAS VEGAS, the movie is a slow and plodding would-be
thriller. The first two acts are fairly lifeless, leaving the last act to
provide most of the punch. But at two long hours, the movie has long since
lost our interest by the time it finally decides to come alive. The ending is
not only predictable; it is also so clich‚d that it keeps almost lapsing into
The main part of the story begins when the Tilsons, father Cooper (Dennis
Quaid), mother Leah (Sharon Stone) and their two children, trade their tiny
place in the city for a large and dilapidated country manor. They pick the
house up for a song in a foreclosure sale. All of the movie's performances are
unconvincing but none more so that of Stephen Dorff, who plays Dale Massie, a
redneck slob and the story's villain. Just out of prison, Dale used to own the
house. Dale's father (Christopher Plummer), who now lives in a nursing home,
is a killer -- a sheep killer. The old man's claim to fame is that he once
used a custom-made hammer to slaughter ten-thousand sheep in just three days.
This Babe Ruth of butchers is an evil dude whose barbarism must have somehow
affected his son.
As the film's score, which can only find notes on the lowest register of the
piano, plays loudly, the Tilsons go about the business of remodeling their new
place. Ominous signs are everywhere, but the director has little success in
making us jump or care. If Figgis has any gift for crafting thrillers, COLD
CREEK MANOR doesn't show it. Don't be surprised if you want to cry out to the
characters as they engage in one stupid action after another. Actually, you
won't cry out because you simply won't care.
COLD CREEK MANOR runs 1:59. The film is rated R for "violence, language and
some sexuality" and would be acceptable for teenagers.
My son Jeffrey, age 14, gave it ** 1/2. He thought it was too predictable but
nicely frightening nonetheless. He especially liked the acting by Quaid and
Dorff and their characters' rivalry.
Copyright © 2003 Steve Rhodes
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