All reviews all the time! Home   Movies   Music   Video Games
4 DVDs 49 cents each!  |  Rent Dvds- Free Trial  |  Buy Movie Posters  

 Search Amazon
  
  Browse Movies 

 Browse by Genre 

 Other

All-Reviews.com Movie/Video Review
Out Cold

movie reviewvideo review out of 4

All-Reviews.com Movie Review: Out Cold

Starring: Jason London, Lee Majors
Director: Emmett Malloy
Rated: PG-13
RunTime: 89 Minutes
Release Date: November 2001
Genres: Comedy, Sports


*Also starring: Flex Alexander, A.J. Cook, David Denman, Zach Galifianakis, Caroline Dhavernas, Willie Garson



Reviewer Roundup
1.  Steve Rhodes review follows movie review
2.  Dustin Putman read the review movie reviewmovie reviewvideo review

Review by Steve Rhodes
1 star out of 4

What could you do with a bucket, a paintbrush and ten pounds of salt? Well, if you were one of the dudes in Brendan and Emmett Malloy's OUT COLD, you could get a bear to lick a drunken guy's private parts. Of course, in the real world, leaving a passed-out guy in the snow overnight with his pants down would cause him to die of hypothermia. But Jon Zack's script has nothing to do with real life -- or comedy for that matter. The best that can be said of OUT COLD is that it is generally more lame than obnoxious. Funny it isn't.

This is the movie that dares to ask, "Can you get an STD (sexually transmitted disease) from a bear?" You won't care enough to laugh or consider what the answer might be. Among other such would-be humorous lines is the epithet, "You fight like a retard!"

The movie features a game called "King of the Mountain." It's a game with no rules, but the winner is apparently the snowboarder who has the most beer left in his mug at the base of the mountain. Slapping the bronzed buttock of a statue of a mooning skier is also part of the ritual.

Mainly a male movie, the story's females tend to be male fantasy figures. One dream sequence has a bunch of scantily-clad women trapped high up in a gondola. A guy named Pigpen (Derek Hamilton) goes to rescue them. His solution? They have to take off their bikini tops so he can use the tops to create a rope. A constant tease, the movie shows almost nothing so that it can sneak in with a PG-13 rating.

What does the film have to offer? It's not much, but it does at least have some nice snow footage.

OUT COLD runs a long 1:30. It is rated PG-13 for "language, crude and sexual humor, and substance abuse" and would be acceptable for teenagers.

Copyright 2001 Steve Rhodes

More reviews:    Main  2   Next >>
Featured DVD/Video
Star Wars Episode II
buy dvd
($17.99)

buy video
($15.99)

read the reviews

In Affiliation with AllPosters.com
Buy movie posters!


Home | Movies | Music | Video Games | Songs
Amazon.com | AllPosters.com | Half.com | Columbia House | Netflix

Copyright 1998-2002 All-Reviews.com
Privacy Policy |  Advertising Info |  Contact Us