Making a movie that's stupid fun must be really hard since most filmmakers
that try end up with a picture that's merely stupid. Rarely are they as
successful as Ben Stiller is with ZOOLANDER, a film in which he is the
director, star and co-writer. The laughs come loud and often. And there
aren't any that will leave you embarrassed for succumbing to laughter. Both
physical and verbal, the jokes are not only silly but good-spirited as well,
as the comedy pokes fun at the male modeling profession.
In a story that redefines the meaning of shallowness to something
approaching the width of a light beam, the movie stars two dimwits, Derek
Zoolander (Stiller), three-time male model of the year, and Hansel (Owen
Wilson), his new competition. Zoolander, who got the idea of being a model
during his first time in second grade, is at the top of his form. With his
famous "blue steel" look, he's invincible. Or maybe not. Stiller,
certainly is. The speech pattern alone that he developed for the movie is
worth the price of admission, and it's hard to figure out if he is better as
a director, writer or star. I suspect, however, that he could have gotten
his movie made a lot cheaper. From production designer Robin Standefer to
costumer David C. Robinson, everyone associated with it clearly had so much
fun that they probably would have worked for nothing.
And speaking of people who were probably paid just scale, the movie has a
long series of great cameos. Watch for several when Zoolander goes briefly
to work with his family in the harsh environment of a southern New Jersey
coal mine. My favorite cameo is David Duchovny's as the world's most famous
hand model. In an X Files setting, he meets Zoolander and his companion,
Matilda Jeffries (Christine Taylor), at night in a graveyard to warn of
unknown dangers.
The plot involves an evil clothing manufacturer, Jacobim Mugatu (Will
Ferrell), who secretly turns male models into killing machines. Most of the
movie, however, concerns itself more with the life and times of male models
than with any dastardly deed. "Did you ever think that there was more to
life than being really, really, really good looking?" Zoolander asks his
fellow male models in the story's recurring, rhetorical question. He and
his buddies have a music video moment that proves too hot for them to
handle, but it does get them properly memorialized.
Among the many excellent minor characters is Milla Jovovich playing a
Natasha-like character called Katinka. There really isn't a Boris
character, but Ben's father, Jerry Stiller, does a nice job as Zoolander's
boss, Maury Ballstein. Maury heads an organization called Ball Models. The
jokes come so fast that it would probably take a couple of viewings to catch
them all.
Among many superb scenes, none outdoes the "walk off." Like a couple of
teens from THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS, Zoolander and Hansel go to a secret
location to face off on a runway, where they challenge each other. It's a
cross between a boxing match and a drag race. And like the rest of the
movie, it's hilarious.
ZOOLANDER runs just 1:30. It is rated PG-13 for "sexual content and drug
references" and would be acceptable for kids around 12 and up.
My son Jeffrey, age 12, gave the film *** 1/2. He found it really funny and
quite creative.
Copyright © 2001 Steve Rhodes
