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Review by Dustin Putman
2½ stars out of 4
If "Idle Hands," the new horror-comedy directed with devilish glee by
Rodman Flender ("Leprechaun 2"), has it's fair share of problems, which
it does, you'll just have to excuse me for not mentioning some of them.
First and foremost, this film was an extremely nostalgic experience for
me, a fun and twisted throwback to the goofy slasher films of the '80s.
Last year's crummy "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" was also
exactly like '80s horror, but was tiresome and had no true entertainment
value. In other words, "I Still Know..." took itself way too seriously,
and therefore suffered the consequences, while "Idle Hands" knows
exactly how to have a good time, be damned.
The film gets off to a fabulous start, as a kooky middle-aged married
couple (Fred Willard, Connie Ray) have just settled down for the night.
Seeing the words, "I'm under the bed," sprawled on the ceiling, they
immediately hear a noise downstairs. The husband goes down to check it
out, and never returns. Then she goes down to see where he is. You know
the procedure, but instead of feeling cliched, the scene is both
genuinely suspenseful and had me rolling in the aisles at its already
over-the-top, sick humor.
The next morning, we meet 17-year-old slacker Anton Tobias (Devon Sawa),
a clueless teenager who spends his days loafing on the couch watching
television and smoking marijuana. After not seeing his parents for a
couple days, he tells his friends, Mick (Seth Green) and Pnub (Elden
Henson), but doesn't really think anything of it. After accidentally
discovering their bodies (whose location in the house will remain unsaid
so the surprise will be kept), Anton quickly discovers that his right
hand is possessed by Satan, and is starting to control him, killing
anybody in its path, including Mick and Pnub. When Anton confronts him
about his unfortunate situation, his dark, brooding neighbor (Jack
Noseworthy) remarks that, "Idle hands are the devil's playground. Just
keep them busy." Ultimately, the violent proceedings lead up to the
school's Halloween dance, in which the now-severed hand goes on a
murderous rampage.
"Idle Hands" is a delirious, no-holds-barred attempt at creating a
slasher movie with lots of campy and outrageous humor. While some of it
fails (including the whole subplot dealing with Mick and Pnub, who
return from the grave), much of it really is funny, and I couldn't help
but be reminded of the so-bad-they're-great '80s horror flicks that this
film obviously gets its inspiration from. Back in those days, there were
very few redeeming qualities, just gory killing after gore killing,
intermingled with a helpful dosage of gratuitous nudity. In the '90s,
however, things have matured a bit, there isn't quite as much blood to
be had in these types of movies, and there is never any t&a. With "Idle
Hands," this has all changed, and you would not believe how much
enjoyment is to be had at seeing a film like that once again, and on the
big screen.
For one thing, this film does a much better job at portraying Halloween
(my favorite holiday) than the self-titled "Halloween: H20," and the
very first shot in the film is an instant classic (at least for me), as
the camera starts on a brightly-lit pumpkin and then pans through a
heavily Halloween-decorated yard, and into an upstairs window. Due to
this example and several other impressively-shot scenes, the
cinematography is distinctive and well-done, as is the memorable music
score by composer Graeme Revell.
Once Anton's hand is possessed, "Idle Hands" unfortunately begins to
meander with an overemphasis on slapstick, but once the hands is cut off
and it sets out for the dance in the last thirty minutes, the movie
returns to its high-energy mode and is a treat from there on. The rock
band, "Offspring," makes an appropriate cameo at the dance as they sing
the Ramones songs, "I Wanna Be Sedated," while nubile teens are
dispatched of in gruesome ways, and two particular girls, one of which
is Anton's new girlfriend, Molly (Jessica Alba), must escape through the
ventilation system and crawl through a sharp, spinning fan that has been
stopped up (but for how long?) by a shoe.
In the central roles, Devon Sawa is an adequate protagonist who is given
plenty of opportunity to show off his talent (or lack thereof) of
physical comedy. Seth Green and Elden Henson have some fun with their
respective roles, especially after they have been killed (with Mick
having a beer bottle engouged in his forehead, and Pnub actually
carrying around his severed head). Jessica Alba is nice eye candy, in a
ditsy female sort of way, but as was so evident in the older slasher
movies, is a one-dimensional damsel-in-distress. Finally, Vivica A. Fox
is hysterical in the smallish role of Deb, a spicy Druid priestess who
sets out to find the possessed hand.
"Idle Hands" is bloody, violent, dumb, and shallow, but it also boosts
some clever ideas amidst the rising body count. It may not be a great
movie, but it's one of the most amusing times I've had at the multiplex
this whole year.
Copyright © 1999 Dustin Putman
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