A funny thing happened this Thanksgiving. A new slam-bang action movie
starring Arnold Schwarzenegger opened and nobody seemed to notice. How could
such an oversight occur? Perhaps the barrage of hype for "How the Grinch
Stole Christmas" was so intense that it hypnotized filmgoers. Perhaps some
fumes from the 1999 stink bomb, "End of Days," lingered around the big man's
name. Or could it be that Arnold has simply entered the twilight of his film
career?
I hope not. Oh sure, he can't act and he's a Republican, but how can you not
love the big lug? Arnold Schwarzenegger is the embodiment of the American
dream. A scrawny kid from a tiny European village achieves fame and fortune
as a bodybuilder, then announces his intent to become a movie star. Everyone
snickers at his ambitions, his cartoonish bulk, his gap-toothed grin and, of
course, that accent. But Ah-nuld ignores the naysayers, becomes the most
popular actor on the entire planet and marries into the Kennedy family. My
God, you couldn't make up a story like that!
Of course, time spares no living creature, and the years are beginning to
show on this Sequoia of a man. Schwarzenegger still does his action hero
shtick in "The 6th Day," but his movements are more deliberate, betraying a
certain creakiness. Even the bravado is muted. This time around, his most
famous catch phrase gets amended as his character states "I might be back."
The aging of Schwarzenegger fits perfectly into "The 6th Day." Beneath its
sci-fi trappings, the film addresses mortality and is far more thought
provoking than one might expect.
Set in the near future, the story revolves around cloning. Arnold plays
husband and father Adam Gibson, who runs a charter helicopter business with
his partner Hank (Michael Rapaport). Shortly after consenting to a high-tech
fingerprinting and eyesight testing procedure for a new client, Adam swaps a
piloting gig with Hank without informing the passengers. Later, Adam returns
home, only to spot his exact duplicate inside the house with his wife and
daughter.
Adam learns that he was mistakenly cloned by cronies of genetic engineering
tycoon Michael Drucker (Tony Goldwyn). While cloning of lower animals is
allowed, the practice is strictly prohibited for humans. Since Adam is
walking evidence of Drucker's lawbreaking, the pilot must be eliminated,
leading to the sort of action expected in a Schwarzenegger movie.
As entertainment, "The 6th Day" falls in the middle of the Ah-nuld oeuvre,
not as good as the "Terminator" films and "Total Recall," but better than a
lot of his outings. Although the cloning particulars are extremely far
fetched, most of the other near-future trappings seem refreshingly credible,
not to mention fun. Hank has a holographic girlfriend so accommodating
("I've recorded all your favorite sporting programs," she coos, while
straddling him and his sensory-stimulating love chair) that he has no desire
for a real woman. Drivers can turn over the vehicle commands to programs
that drive a pre-planned route. One of the Adams gleefully sneaks a stogie
in the garage, defying a national ban on smoking. A police station allows
suspects access to virtual-reality court-appointed attorneys and
psychiatrists.
The futuristic stuff is a kick, but the notions raised by the cloning theme
are much more interesting. In the story, an individual's memories and
personality can be transferred to their fully-grown cloned body, which
presents Adam with an ethical quandary. Initially, he wants to kill his
clone, but then reconsiders. Even if Adam 2 is a duplicate, does that make
him deserving of death? Dr. Griffin Weir (Robert Duvall), the scientist
behind the process, faces his own dilemma when his gravely ill wife,
Katherine (Wanda Cannon) begs him to stop cloning her and just let nature
take its course.
I left with a number of questions. What if this procedure was possible in
our world? Would I participate? Would downloading the contents of my brain
into a new container let me attain a practical immortality, or would my soul
get lost in the transfer, leaving a separate lifeform that only thinks it is
I? Even if I could be sure that my soul would survive the transfer, should I
do it? Yes, the procedure would allow my continued earthly survival, but
what about the possibility of life after death? I would never be able to
find out if our souls reunite with loved ones on a different plane of
existence.
Pretty heady stuff for an Ah-nuld movie, eh? Here's a final (and
frightening) thought. What if cloning is like photocopying and, each time
you make a copy of a copy, the quality level goes down? And what if, at the
upper echelons of our society, cloning has been going on for decades, with
inferior fourth or fifth generation clones walking the streets right now?
This, my friends, would finally explain George W. Bush, who recently
claimed, in the type of phrasing that you would expect from a fifth
generation clone, that people were "misunderestimating him." Think about it.
Copyright © 2000 Edward Johnson-Ott