Director Paul Verhoeven, whose previous works include movies as
diverse as ROBOCOP and BASIC INSTINCT, takes an especially imaginative
and fresh approach to science fiction with his new film STARSHIP
TROOPERS. With a seamless blend of numerous movie genres, this
audacious film is part space adventure, part combat movie, part
newsreel footage, part romance and part military recruitment film.
The beauty of the picture is that the script by Edward Neumeier,
loosely based on the Robert A. Heinlein novel, never takes itself
seriously. Although full of the realistic gore of any war, the tone of
the picture is upbeat, and Jost Vacano's cinematography and Allan
Cameron's sets are bright and cheerful. Watching the film is just
flat-out fun.
The movie's four leads (Casper Van Dien and Dina Meyer as infantry
grunts Johnny Rico and Dizzy Flores and Denise Richards and Patrick
Muldoon as pilots Carmen Ibanez and Zander Barcalow) seem cast for
their fashion model looks as well as their acting abilities. The
handsome men have jutting jaws and great hair, and the beautiful women
have million dollar smiles and perky lips. This conglomeration of
excessive beauty is one of the film's many jokes -- sort of fraternity
brothers and sorority sisters go to war.
All of the actors in the movie are so likable and are having so
much fun blasting bugs that their excitement become infectious. The
energy level and the enthusiasm for these young warriors was palpable
in the audience at my screening. (The not-to-be-missed coed shower
scene manages to be exuberant rather than tawdry as the troops exchange
banter.)
"Young people all over the globe are joining up to save the
future," announces the effusive opening newsreel. In a scene lifted
out of TRIUMPH OF THE WILL, young people tell why they've joined up to
fight the alien bugs that threaten our existence.
The story switches to the year before as we see the aforementioned
kids at school. Everything is different in the future including
biology. The kids have to dissect bugs three feet in diameter whose
gooey intestines are straight out of ALIENS. Again, the good-spirited
fun prevails in this and every scene so that what might normally gross
one out doesn't.
When they graduate, the kids sign up to join the military, known
as the Federal Service. Clancy Brown is great as Sgt. Zim, the
tougher-than-tough drill instructor for the grunts at boot camp. One
kid complains that he doesn't see the need to learn knife fighting in a
world where you can press a button and fire a nuke. Sgt. Zim
demonstrates the flaw in that argument by throwing a knife into the
kid's hand, pinning it to the wall and thus demonstrating how the kid's
finger is now inoperable. The action is hard-edged but the
light-hearted tone of the film keeps it from ever becoming oppressive.
When a meteor is shot out of orbit with bug plasma and thus
destroys millions of people on earth, the earth declares war on the
planet with the alien bugs. Soon, a newsreel shows what the locals are
doing to help, right down to kids stomping on earth-based little bugs.
There are also interviews with survivors of the meteor attack, which
include the classic line, "The only good bug is dead bug." The
newsreel ends with the rhetorical question, "Everyone is doing their
part. Are you?"
The battle scenes are phenomenal, both for the realistic and
clever special effects and for the humor. When our troops land on the
hostile planet, a reporter is at the front to interview the troops live
on camera as the battle rages. "It's an ugly planet, a bug planet, a
planet hostile to life as," says the interviewee who is chopped into
pieces by a bug before he can finish his sentence. Unfazed, the
reporter keeps on filming and then goes off to cover some other part of
the battle. "Crisis for humankind," the newsreel later intones.
When the rip-roaring adventure finally ends, you realize that the
show had plot holes as big as the bug holes in the movie, but you don't
care. You've been fighting a war, and you've won! The only letdown
comes when you get to the theater's dark parking lot and realize that
you are no longer in the Federal Service. It's not the future any
longer.
STARSHIP TROOPERS runs 2:09. It is rated R for sex, nudity,
profanity, and gory violence. The film would be fine for most
teenagers.
Copyright © 1997 Steve Rhodes