"House on Haunted Hill," like the startlingly similar "The Haunting," which
was released last July, is a frustrating experience more than a frightening
one. There are differences between them, to be sure. While "The Haunting" was
more sophisticated, with a superior cast, a budget of around $80-million, and
a kid-friendly PG-13 rating, "House on Haunted Hill" is a gory, atmospheric,
$20-million, R-rated spookathon. What the two films do have in common,
however, aside from the basic plot mechanisms, is a sense of real promise
early on, only to abysmally fall apart in the cheesy, special-effects-laden
climax. Both directors, William Malone and Jan De Bont, clearly spent a great
deal of time getting the mood and "look" of their films exactly right, and
yet they forgot that not only is the setup often times scarier than the
payoff, but that in order to care about a movie like this, you have to want
to root for the characters. No such luck here. Oh, and both films are
receiving from me a none-too-positive 1 1/2-star, though "House on Haunted
Hill" is probably a little better, simply because it has the courage of its
convictions to make an actual horror movie, rather than "The Haunting," which
was akin to taking a ride in the Haunted Mansion at Disney World.
After a memorably stylish opening credits sequence and a brief prologue set
in 1931, in which all but five patients at a sprawling psychiatric hospital
die in a mysterious fire, the film really takes off with the first appearance
of Steven Price (Geoffrey Rush), a twisted amusement park entrepreneur.
Holding an interview with a local news reporter (singer Lisa Loeb, in the
most engaging performance of the whole film), she questions exactly why the
newest rollercoaster is supposed to be so scary, and Steven physically shows
her and her cameraman (James Marsters) why. As we are taken on the ride with
the characters, the film plays with your mind and offers genuine surprises
and excitement not seen once the main storyline comes into focus.
On a dark, foreboding night, five strangers are lured into a mansion that is
sprawled upon a cliff overseeing the ocean--the same one that the fire took
place at in 1931. Four of the people--former pro football player Eddie Baker
(Taye Diggs), physician Donald Blackburn (Peter Gallager), washed-up gameshow
host Melissa Marr (Bridgette Wilson), and supposed-to-be CEO of a film
company Jennifer Jenzen (Ali Larter)--have all gotten an invitation to attend
the birthday party of Steven Price's gold-digging wife Evelyn (Famke
Janssen), and along with the cautious owner of the property Watson Pritchett
(Chris Kattan), become trapped in the building once inside. It is here that
Steven makes everybody a proposal: stay in the house all night long, without
dying, and they each will be rewarded with a $1-million check. The catch, it
turns out, is that the house really is being haunted by the maniacal doctor
(Jeffrey Combs) who was killed in 1931, and that all five guests are
unknowingly related to the five inmates who survived decades before.
Admittedly, "House on Haunted Hill" has a zinger of a premise, a sort of
ghastly rendition of 1993's "Indecent Proposal," in which people were asked
if they'd cheat on their spouse for one night, and a million smackers, with
Robert Redford. After the marvelous first fifteen minutes, the picture's
interest quickly unravels because the stick-thin characters that inhabit the
film are thoroughly repugnant people who either you want to die, or don't
particularly care either way.
But then, once the two sole virtuous characters (played well, under the
circumstances, by Taye Diggs and Ali Larter) make their way down into the
decrepit basement to look around, the film gradually starts to grow very
creepy, at least more so than last week's godawful "Bats." The middle section
of the film is surely the best, offering up haunting (no pun intended) images
that are truly disturbing and surprisingly psychological in nature. Very
little violence is shown onscreen, nor are there many blatant visual effects
that mar its effectiveness. Sitting back and watching the film, it occurred
to me that maybe, after all, this late-Halloween offering might actually have
something to offer. One particular sequence, in which Melissa is
investigating the house and comes to an empty room that, through her video
camera, shows a doctor and two nurses working on a mental patient who
suddenly stop and stare straight at her, is scarier than the whole
2-hour-plus "The Haunting."
The film ultimately begins to sour soon after, as the interplay between
Steven Price and Evelyn not only is cold-hearted and off-putting, but also
disastrously acted by the usually talented performers Geoffrey Rush and Famke
Janssen. Descending on its shameful downward spiral, plot twists that come
off as more dubious than unpredictable begin arising, the psychotic ghost of
the doctor completely disappears from the proceedings, and indiscernible
visual effects take over, foolishly revealing its low budget. Topping things
off are a despicable, ragtag group of victims whom you practically learn
nothing about throughout, unless they are uncovered to be involved in one of
the late plot developments. The ending, especially, leaves you begging the
question, "Is that it?!"
With an ominously unforgettable production design and appropriately brooding
cinematography, by Rick Bota, watching "House on Haunted Hill" is like going
to a restaurant where the food looks delectable, but tastes awful. There are
several hints of the subjectively horrifying experience the film might very
well have been, along the lines of "The Blair Witch Project" or "The Sixth
Sense," but director William Malone and screenwriter Dick Beebe botch the
results. It's about time filmmakers realize that character and story are more
important than special effects, particularly when you obviously don't even
have the money to make the effects the least bit believable to begin with.
Copyright © 2000 Dustin Putman