Have you noticed that the more pressure the government
puts on the tobacco industry, the more smoking we see on
the screen? Risa Bramon Garcia's movie, a case in point,
apparently takes its title from the large number of butts
consumed by a sizable group of celebrities. This makes me
think: why do so many people smoke at all? Oh, there are
the usual explanations--just a habit; addicted at an early age;
to fit in with the cool crowd; to have something to do with
your hands. But the principal character of "200 Cigarettes,"
Kevin (Paul Rudd), hits the nail on the head, I think. After
going through what at first looks like a New Year's Eve from
hell, he has an epiphany: "We use cigarettes as a shield
against relating to each other." But when the New Year's
blast turns out A-OK for him, he resolves, "I guess we won't
be smoking much any more."
"200 Cigarettes," the directorial debut of Risa Bramon
Garcia (known in the industry as a successful casting
director), employs a sparkling soundtrack of 1980's tunes--
which makes some of us think that the real purpose of setting
the film eighteen years back is to sell CD's. Elvis Costello
pieces like "Pump it Up" compete with such Eighties hits as
"Our Lips are Sealed," "Who Does Lisa Like," and "Rap
Party" to give the whole movie the feel of "The Last Days of
Disco" and "54." "200 Cigarettes" features a veritable who's
who of film personalities who do shtick, as Frank Prinzi's
camera pans from one couple or trio to another, all of whom
have in common only that they are all heading to the same
pad for a 1981 New Year's Eve Party. On the way, things
happen to them that cause the men and women to change
partners, cement relationships with the ones they have,
and wind up for the most part feeling good about what the
new year will bring.
Quite a few of the one-liners work, others fall as flat as the
accident-prone but mighty pretty Kate Hudson in the role of
Cindy, an awkward woman attending the party with the love
of her life, Eric (Jay Mohr)--who, she insists, is the first
person she ever slept with. Hudson provides the lion's share
of physical humor, in one situation falling into a pile of doggy-
doo on the sidewalk, in others knocking down plates in an
Indian restaurant on Manhattan's East Sixth Street and
smashing a lamp over a pool table at a local pub with her cue
stick. Otherwise, the performers depend on screenwriter
Shana Larsen's lines to develop the laughs, which do not
come as readily as she may have wished.
New Year's Eve begins as Kevin (Paul Rudd) and his party
date Lucy (Courtney Love) head into town in a Checker cab
driven by a charming Disco Cabbie (Dave Chappelle). While
most cab drivers are hustling fares, Disco Cabbie is more
interested in hustling women, but he is not averse to giving
advice to couples on how to win friends and influence people.
"Smile, don't speak of death, and play good music," he
counsels, emphasizing the first quality by frequently showing
his sparkling teeth. Kevin and Lucy, who consider
themselves to be just friends, challenge each other to have
sex and wind up in the women's room of a pub trying just that
until Kevin's current girl friend Ellie (Janeane Garofalo)
catches them in flagrante.
Aside from Love and Rudd, much of the activity looks like
extended cameos, though Jay Mohr gets his chance with
some larger-than-life closeups to express his pet peeve:
every woman he goes out with falls in love with him, he says
regretfully to his gorgeous and bemused date, Cindy, who
cannot understand why the man of her dreams considers this
a handicap.
The 1980's may have been an era of Reaganomics,
prosperity in some circles, and a fairly casual attitude toward
sex, but neuroses never take a holiday. Director Garcia is
intent on cramming a sample of all varieties of youthful
dysfunction into her 100-minute movie but succeeds only
somewhat in making them entertaining. Nor can her all-star
cast do much, given the generally middling-quality dialogue.
For describing sexual merry-go-roundelays, Arthur
Schnitzler's "La Ronde" is still champ with its sparkling
dialogue and representation of every social level--all playing
out common self-deceptions of turn-of-the-century lovers.
Twenty-somethings just do not have the maturity to develop
great and universal stories, but these performers try their
mightiest. Look for a few good turns from Martha Plimpton
as Monica, who is giving the party but wondering why no one
comes; Christina Ricci and Gaby Hoffman as suburban teens
from Ronkonkoma with different agendas; Ben Affleck as a
smooth, manipulative bartender looking for action with two
women; and Brian McCardie as a guy with a heavy Irish
brogue who is dumped by every woman he dates because he
is the worst lover they've ever met.
Copyright © 1999 Harvey Karten