When the original "Austin Powers" was released in 1997, it didn't make that
great deal of an impression and was never really expected to, but it garnered
many positive reviews, had low drop-off box-office rates each week, and
became a pop-culture phenomenon once it hit video stores. Now we have "Austin
Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me," which will be sure to go down as one of the
few sequels to do better financially than its predecessor (if the sold-out
crowd I saw it with is any indication). The terms, "Yeah, baby, yeah!" and
"let's shag, baby," have been ingrained in most moviegoers' minds due to the
original, and when was the last time a movie created its own vernacular, and
audiences followed?
Getting off to a brisk, but disappointing start, this film continues where
the first left off, with Austin Powers (Mike Myers) and Vanessa Kensington
(Elizabeth Hurley) on their romantic honeymoon. Within five minutes time, it
is discovered that Vanessa was a dreaded fembot all along, a henchman of Dr
Evil's (Myers). Realizing he's a single man again, Austin doesn't take too
much time grieving before he learns that Dr. Evil has created a time machine,
gone back to 1969 when Austin was cryogenically frozen, and stolen his
"mojo." In hot pursuit, Austin time travels back to the swingin' '60s
himself, meets up with beautiful and "randy" CIA agent Felicity Shagwell
(Heather Graham), and together they set out to get his "mojo" back. But
that's not all, as Dr. Evil also is plotting to destroy Washington, D.C. if
his demands (several billion dollars) aren't met.
"Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me" has, thankfully, created the same
atmosphere that the mildly successful first one set up. From the first frame
to the last, it is apparent that we've stepped back into the world of Austin
Powers, but that doesn't mean that the new movie is as good, and it isn't.
For one thing, the whole prologue is a gigantic betrayal of both Austin
Powers fans and Elizabeth Hurley. Making her turn out to be a fembot will,
from now on, seriously put a damper on the way people watch the original,
because now we know that she didn't even actually care about him at all, but
was on the "evil side." It also creates a noticably large plot hole: If
Vanessa Kensington was a fembot, then her mother, Mrs. Kensington (played by
Mimi Rogers in the original), also had to have been, and this little fact is
not dealt with at all in the uneven screenplay, by Mike Myers and Michael
McCullers. If Hurley didn't want to appear for more than a brief cameo, the
filmmakers surely could have thought of a stronger way for her to go out.
Just watching "Austin Powers" right before I saw its sequel, I noticed
another downfall. While the first one was not hilarious, it was light,
charming, and occasionally funny. In "The Spy Who Shagged Me," there might be
some bigger laughs (the sure-to-be-classic "tent scene" comes to mind), but
there are also just as many jokes that fall astoundingly flat, and others
that are merely recycled. The film has opted for the
"everything-but-the-kitchen-sink" approach, and in doing so, has forgotten
about all of the returning characters who, in essence, are nothing more than
extended cameos. Seth Green, as Dr. Evil's misunderstood son, Scott, comes
close to breaking out into his own person (especially when he appears on a
Jerry Springer episode, entitled "My Father is Evil and Wants to Take Over
the World"), but there is no payoff. Robert Wagner, as another of Dr. Evil's
henchmen, Number 2, has all of one scene, until Dr. Evil goes back in time
and the role is taken over by the younger Rob Lowe (who does a killer
impression of Wagner). Mindy Sterling has a few nice moments as assistant
Frau Farbissina who, midway through, has a steamy affair with Dr. Evil, and
later shares an uncomfortable moment with him by the coffee machine.
The new characters are a memorable, if underused, bunch. Taking over the
romantic interest role from Hurley, Heather Graham is energetic and has
proven to be a fine actress (see 1997's "Boogie Nights" or 1989's "Drugstore
Cowboy" for proof), but here doesn't get to stretch her acting muscles, and
her relationship with Austin feels a little more forced than that of Vanessa
and he. The bright spot in the film is Mini Me (Verne J. Troyer), a clone of
Dr. Evil, only 1/8 his size. Troyer is often hysterical and even cute, and
his relationship with Dr. Evil is actually a sweet one. Going for a "Nutty
Professor"/Eddie Murphy type of deal, Myers has given himself a third role,
as Fat Bastard, a repugnant Scot who weighs a "metric ton" and, at one point,
has a disgusting roll in the hay with one of the female characters. In the
wasted department are the two femme fatales, Ivana Humpalot (Kristen
Johnston) and Robin "maiden-name's-Spits" Swallows (Gia Carides), who show
up, do their thang, and quickly disappear.
Of course, in the forefront of the whole operation is Mike Myers, who is
comic dynamite and doesn't disappoint. Much of the joy that comes from
watching Myers (whether it be as Austin or Wayne) is actually watching him.
He clearly has a great love for performing, and especially for his Powers
character, and his talent only shines through more when considering all of
the different roles he plays here. You know going in that Dr. Evil is also
played by Myers, but while watching him, it's easy to forget such a thing
because of how utterly convincing he is.
With "Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me," what you see is what you get.
There is certainly no deep meanings behind anything that occurs within the
95-minute running time, and it has a fast pace so your mind won't wander too
much. The fact that a third "Austin Powers" movie will probably be coming out
at this time in 2001 is a given, but after seeing his second adventure, you
have to wonder how many times the same jokes can be played out before they
start to overstay their welcome. Having Austin say "yeah, baby, yeah!" was
amusing the first time around, but it isn't here. And judging from this
not-bad, but lackluster first sequel, Myers should start brainstorming his
ideas now for the next installment. A little bit of variety and originality
may very well come in handy in the future.
Copyright © 2000 Dustin Putman