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Freddy Vs. Jason
|*Also starring: ||Jason Ritter, Monica Keena, Lauren Lee Smith, Chris Marquette, Joshua Mihal, Kelly Rowland, Odessa Munroe, Chris Marquette||
Review by Susan Granger
1 star out of 4
It's been almost 10 years since one of the scariest horror characters of
all time, Freddy Kruger (Robert Englund) of the "Nightmare on Elm Street"series
struck. But now he's ba-a-a-ck and he's after the hockey-masked Jason Voorhees
(Ken Kirzinger) from the "Friday the 13th" franchise.
As the story begins, long-dormant Freddy wants to insinuate himself into
the dreams of future victims but no one's scared of him anymore. "Being dead
was OK," he explains, "but being forgotten was a bitch." Then Freddy meets
Jason. Jason, it seems, can take human form in the real world. So Freddy takes
on the persona of Jason's mother and orders Jason to materialize at 1428 Elm
Street in suburban Springwood to resume his killing spree. This revives the
fear of Freddy Kruger which enables him to prey on more teenagers. Problem is:
Jason's now in the way.
Based on the macabre characters created by Sean S. Cunningham, Wes Craven
and Victor Miller, screenwriters Damian Shannon and Mark Swift and director
Ronny Yu continue the formulaic slice 'n' dice slaughter of unsuspecting
adolescents, complete with grisly decapitations and gratuitous female nudity.
The carnage spans Freddy's dream world and Jason's traditional Camp Crystal
Lake haunt. Perhaps the most imaginative encounter involves a stoner having
animated hallucinations of a hookah-smoking caterpillar, a concept lifted
directly from "Alice in Wonderland." But, for the most part, it's simply an
incoherent, inconsequential killing spree. On the Granger Movie Gauge of 1 to
10, "Freddy vs. Jason" is a lumbering, sinister, exploitive 3. So who wins this
titans-of-terror gorefest? I'll never tell. And, besides, who cares?
Indestructible demons always seem to come back when there's a booming
Copyright © 2003 Susan Granger
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