Just about any concrete cinematic complaint can be levelled
against _Bad_Boys_II_. The script is a mess; the movie is horribly long and
atrociously over-directed--and that's just for a start. But damn it if the
film doesn't work as what it's supposed to be: a big, brainless blast o'
boom at the box office.
Eight long years have passed since the first _Bad_Boys_ film, and
there's a certain meta-viewing appeal to the sequel in how it reflects the
changes that have taken place in the near-decade. While both bad boys of
the title, Martin Lawrence and Will Smith, have successfully made the
transition from TV sitcom stardom to big screen box office glory,
second-billed Smith has leap-frogged over Lawrence to become one of the
most popular stars in the world as an action hero. Accordingly, while still
top-billed (no doubt a stipulation built into his contract), Lawrence and
the broad comic schtick that dominated the first film takes a back seat to
Smith's both-barrels-blazing badassitude. But that switch is completely in
line with director Michael Bay's now-familiar style; since his feature
debut with _Bad_Boys_, his name has become synonymous with loud,
hyper-edited, flamboyantly bombastic screen mayhem.
Bay's acute awareness of that shallow reputation can be felt all
over _Bad_Boys_II_. After the (deserved) beating he took for his last film,
the would-be Oscar bait epic _Pearl_Harbor_, _BBII_ plays like one huge
"fuck you" to his critics by giving them all that they expect from him to
the nth degree. Flashy visuals? From the first frames, set in a drug lab,
Bay doesn't skimp on the quick cuts, ridiculously overwrought camera moves
or slow motion--all bathed, of course, in the glow of blue light, as in all
of producer Jerry Bruckheimer's films. Loud, over-the-top action? Barely a
ten-minute stretch goes by without either something exploding or someone
getting shot--in the most overblown (and, in the latter respect, bloodiest
and most sadistic) fashion possible. The jokes? Silly and, wherever
possible, raunchy. The story? Barely enough to qualify as even a "plot."
"Importance" and or cinematic nutritional value? Are you kidding?
But when one buys a ticket for _Bad_Boys_II_, that's what one pays
to see. Even with Ron Shelton's name appearing in the writing credits this
time, there's even less of a narrative than the formulaic identity-switch
scenario of the first film: basically, Miami cops Mike Lowrey (Smith) and
Marcus Burnett (Lawrence) are out to nab a Cuban drug smuggler (Jordi
Molla). Somehow a Russian club owner (Peter Stormare) ties in, as well as
Marcus's DEA agent sister/Mike's secret love interest (Gabrielle
Union)--but how exactly they all fit in isn't worth trying to figure out,
for Bay and company haven't bothered to. It's all only one big excuse to
string together over two hours' worth of preposterous but undeniably
exciting action sequences, including an explosive gunfight that evolves
into a massive highway chase/smash-up; another car chase that somehow
involves a truckload of cadavers (!); and one maximum-firepower assault on
and in a mansion. Some set pieces don't work as well as others, namely a
close-quarters shootout during which Bay annoyingly refuses to keep the
camera still; and a destructive chase through a hillside shanty town that
too closely compares (and very unfavorably at that) to the opening sequence
of Jackie Chan's _Police_Story_.
Whenever the action lets up, however, Bay takes a breather and
just lets Smith and Lawrence play off of each other, and the eight years
and varying career and life tracks hasn't diminished their chemistry in the
slightest. The comedy scenarios are obvious and often strained--a big
Marcus-on-Ecstasy bit seems to be there only to give Lawrence a moment to
call his own; a Mr. Furley-ish bit with Marcus and Mike giving
double-entendre-heavy confessionals in an electronic store that stops the
story dead--but the two stars' magnetism and comic chops earn the laughs
that may not have otherwise been elicited in lesser hands. The
ever-reliable Joe Pantoliano is also good for some choice comic moments as
the boys' ever-frazzled captain, but his return appearance mostly amounts
to an extended cameo--another reflection of the time between movies, as the
now-ubiquitous Pantoliano's availability was more than likely limited. Also
limited in her screen time is another returnee, Theresa Randle, who has
nothing to do this time around as Marcus's wife. (Seeing her alongside
Union also brings to mind the passage of time, for the now-little-seen
Randle was, like Union is now, the omnipresent up-and-comer in the mid-'90s
period during which _Bad_Boys_ was released.)
All of these elements may sound very loosely thrown together, and
it wouldn't be off-base at all to say that they are. But such is par for
the Bruckheimer course (hello, welding/stripping/ballet in _Flashdance_;
deep core oil drillers, asteroids and outer space in _Armageddon_?); the
question is not if the pieces come together in a coherent fashion, but an
entertaining one. _Bad_Boys_II_ is indeed one bloated, loud, frenetic slice
of all-around excess, but it's all in good summertime fun.