Jason Biggs ("American Pie") plays Jerry Falk, a younger version of Woody Allen. He's a nerdy, neurotic New York comedy writer who is used and abused by those near and dear to him. First there's Amanda (Christina Ricci), his self-obsessed, aspiring-actress girl-friend who refuses to have sex with him for months at a time while conducting torrid clandestine affairs - and who moves her wannabe chanteuse mother (Stockard Channing) and a piano into their tiny apartment. Then, there's Harvey (Danny DeVito), his aggressive and annoying manager. Finally, there's his psychiatrist (William Hill) who refuses to talk to him. The only light-in-his-life is his friend David Dobel (Woody Allen), an anti-intellectual public school teacher whom he meets, daily, in Central Park. While the paranoid Dobel rants and raves about Nazis, guns and the Holocaust, he also offers Jerry some ironic insight into solving his domestic and career problems.

Writer/director Woody Allen hauls out several of his "Annie Hall" devices, like having his characters face the camera and share their angst with the audience, along with an all-too-familiar snorting-cocaine scene that no longer evokes laughter. While the setting is supposed to be contemporary, Allen's allusions are disconcertingly '60s and his casting choices are bizarre - yet it's all beautifully photographed by Daius Khondji. On the Granger Movie Gauge of 1 to 10, "Anything Else" is a dull, depressing 4. To his credit, Woody Allen, now 67, is finally beginning to act his age but - as one character observes - "funny is money" - and this just isn't funny..