Transposed from London to New York, Alfie (Jude Law) is a smooth sexual predator who larks about on a Vespa, noting that the Big Apple has "the most beautiful birds in the world." His serial seductions include a neglected wife (Jane Krakowski) and his "semi-regular, quasi-sort of girlfriend" (Marisa Tomei), a single mother with a young son. Then, over the Christmas holidays, he becomes involved with a glamorous cosmetics executive (Susan Sarandon) and a sexy, substance-abusing party girl (Sienna Miller, Law's new off-screen love). And there's an ill-fated one-night stand with his buddy's (Omar Epps) estranged girl-friend (Nia Long).

Outrageously stylish and handsome, Jude Law is tart and trendy where Michael Caine was a calculating misogynist. Caine was a contemptible Cockney; Law is just a shallow Eurotrash jerk.

Director Charles Shyer, who co-wrote the screenplay with Elaine Pope, has utilized much of Bill Naughton's original concept, including having the naughty lothario talk directly into the camera, thereby taking us into his confidence about his various conquests. However, unlike the 1966 film, this "Alfie"unfortunately lacks a climactic drama to complete the character arc. To his credit, Shyer does retain the original song by Burt Bacharach and Hal David, along with several diverting musical interludes with Mick Jagger, Dave Stewart and John Powell. On the Granger Movie Gauge of 1 to 10, "Alfie" is a style-over-substance 5. So what's it all about?