Move over Spidey, George Lucas is bringing out a sci-fi movie with a little more
gravitas to knock you off your perch. The much anticipated STAR WARS: EPISODE
II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES is a visual stunner than makes all of the other
episodes downright boring in comparison to this one's intricate lushness.
Stealing the show this time is Natalie Portman in a thousand costume changes as
Senator Padmé Amidala. Wearing more hats and hair buns than you'd find in an
upscale boutique, she is almost as dazzling as Lucas's filming, which David
Tattersall, his cinematographer, does all in digital. Her most memorable outfit
is a sexy, pure white one with a bare midriff. You might think these clothing
comments are slightly superfluous for a STAR WARS film, but this one is a
romantic action picture. I bet you never thought you'd see a romantic moment by
the fire in the world's most famous space series, but this episode has one.
For those so young that love stories are still icky, the film packs plenty of
action and intrigue. Youngsters who want to can close their eyes during the
brief kissing scenes.
The complex plot involves a Grand Army of the Republic that will fight against a
separatists movement. Meanwhile, Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) and Anakin
Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) have been assigned to guard Senator Amidala,
since someone is trying to have her assassinated.
Christensen, who was so terrific in LIFE AS A HOUSE, is quite uneven as Luke's
daddy-to-be. At his best, Christensen is a convincingly impetuous and awkward
youth, eager to break free of his master Obi-Wan's guardianship. At his worst,
he makes slightly trite dialog sound especially stiff and stilted.
Yoda, voiced by Frank Oz, is on hand and given a key part. Mainly, though, he
is there for comedic effect as he states the obvious in his signature scrambled
Speaking of comedians, Jar Jar Binks (voiced by Ahmed Best), who most adults
last time found as grating as fingernails across a blackboard, is back again.
But, this time his character finally makes sense. Yes, you read that sentence
Periodically Jimmy Smits wanders in from some other set, realizes that he is in
the wrong movie, and wanders off again. Try not to laugh. He can't help it if
his agent let him be so awfully miscast as a STAR WARS senator who tries to
channel a Renaissance politician.
STAR WARS movies are, most of all, fun. Perhaps the best evidence of
playfulness of the series this time occurs at a diner, where a droid waitress
scoots over to each table on her built-in unicycle.
I hope I'm not spoiling it for you by revealing that there is definitely going
to be a sequel. In the spirit of the best serial cliff hangers, STAR WARS:
EPISODE II ends in what is clearly a beginning. Personally, I can't wait.
STAR WARS: EPISODE II - ATTACK OF THE CLONES runs a little too long at 2:21. It
is rated PG for "sustained sequences of sci-fi action/violence" and would be
acceptable for kids around 7 and up.
Copyright © 2002 Steve Rhodes