Having languished for a long time on the shelf before it finally landed in the theaters, the movie was released without the normal advanced screening to critics, and it's easy to see why. It doesn't even work as a parody of bad sci-fi. BATTLEFIELD EARTH was much more enjoyable. The lunar sets -- the story takes place on the moon in the latter part of this century -- are a gaudy take on Las Vegas's neon glitter. Pluto is a famous ex-smuggler who runs a nightclub. The local bad guy makes Pluto an offer for his club that he can't refuse but does, which lands Pluto in no end of trouble.

Randy Quaid plays Bruno, Pluto's old, slow-moving and dense robot, who serves as his bodyguard. Rosario Dawson (MEN IN BLACK II) is Dina Lake, a nightclub singer who becomes Pluto's girlfriend. And, finally, last and certainly least, Jay Mohr plays Tony Francis, a "Scottish crooner" turned Tony Bennett style singer. Tony has two identical wives, thanks to the miracle of cloning.

The movie makes you wish that studios would take active charge of the movies that they are funding. If the studio had seen some of the dailies during the production, surely they would have pulled the plug on the entire operation before any more money was wasted and reputations were damaged.

"I never heard so much drivel in my life," James (John Cleese), a virtual chauffeur, complains to Pluto and Dina as they speak some of the movie's inane dialog. Amen!

THE ADVENTURES OF PLUTO NASH runs a long 1:40. It is rated PG-13 for "violence, sexual humor and language" and would be acceptable for kids around 10 and up.

My son Jeffrey, age 13, gave it ***, saying that Eddie Murphy is one of his favorite actors and that he liked the futuristict stuff in the picture.