I was a minority for the opening night rush hour showing
of THE FIRST WIVES CLUB. Affirmative action on the part of most
middle aged mothers couldn't get most teenage guys into the theater,
but I allowed myself to be dragged along to see this one because the
only other movie opening was the Bruce Willis western LAST MAN
STANDING and I didn't want to be the first or last man standing in
line for that.
THE FIRST WIVES CLUB, as expected, abounds in
feminine mid-life crisis humor. If movies were paired off, THE
FIRST WIVES CLUB would be married to CITY SLICKERS, its
masculine counterpart. Both have an abundance of laugh-out-loud
lines and physical comedy, although the female version isn't quite
on par with the 1991 Billy Crystal classic. Beneath the comedy,
CITY SLICKERS had a poignant seriousness about friendship
and aging that THE FIRST WIVES CLUB tries harder to achieve
but never quite does.
Still, the teamup of Bette Midler, Goldie Hawn and Diane
Keaton makes for an amazing comic partnership. Even though the
combined age on those three has to be over 150, they're still in top
form. Midler is the spurned Jewish woman whose rich husband
(Dan Hedaya) has left her for Sarah Jessica Parker. Hawn is the
washed-out actress who relies on cosmetic surgery -- particularly
collagen injections that leave her looking like Lips Manlis from
DICK TRACY -- to stay young. Keaton's character is the neurotic
type who spends most of her time on her therapist's couch, trying
to stay optimistic about her failing marriage. Her contribution to
the movie seems like ANNIE HALL: TWENTY YEARS LATER, an
inevitable comparison since her character's name actually is
Annie.
The three were inseparable friends in college, but have
proven separable in the almost thirty years since. They reunite at
the funeral of a fourth friend who committed suicide after being
dumped by her husband for a younger woman and, after a drunken
lunch of several hours, realize they're all three in the same boat.
Midler's got Sarah Jessica to contend with, Hawn's movie producer
husband is currently with Elizabeth "Jessie Spano" Berkeley and
Keaton soon finds out her husband is getting it on with the
therapist.
Having this much in common, they decide to form an
informal organization to help each other out. Remembering the
title of the movie, they name it THE FIRST WIVES CLUB. What
follows is a series of juvenile pranks and blackmail scams on the
bastard husbands, including the most memorable scene of the
movie, in which the three of them break into Hedaya's penthouse
and must make a hasty exit in the window washer's cart when he
and Parker return.
The movie itself is predictable, juvenile and all that, but
I liked it anyway and so did the predominantly fortysomething
audience I saw it with, including my mom, who was lobbying for
a four-star rating. I recognized enough flaws to not be completely
enthralled in the movie, and I certainly couldn't identify with being
dumped for a younger woman (give me a few years on that), but
when something is as funny as THE FIRST WIVES CLUB is, I can
overlook the brief but forced drama and contrived sitcom
recycling.
Copyright © 1996 Andrew Hicks